RATM - Original Lineup Back Together
Apparently I’ve just got one leg up out from under my rock. This has been true for over a year?
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The Best Quesadillas Ever
Vegetarian, Crunchy, Sweet, Salty, Cheesy, Gooey goodness.
Ok maybe that sounds gross and the use of the word ‘goodness’ in that manner is just annoying.
These Quesadillas are made in the traditional style but the twist is use of an Asian sauce.
So we’ll just call these guys “G Tso’adillas”.
This is something I make a lot, everyone ALWAYS loves it, even the assholes who claim they ‘have’ to have meat.
Tools required:
* One Large Frying Pan
* Spatula
* One Large Chopping Knife
* Chopping Board
* Plates & Utensils
* Hungry People
Required ingredients: (serves four)
* One Bottle of Iron Chef General Tso’s Spicy Glaze
* One Cup of finely chopped brocolli and carrots
* One Pack of Boca Chik’n Patties (Boca is better than Morning Star for these, Morning Star has a weird peppery taste that I don’t like)
* One Tablespoon of Extra-Virgin Olive Oil
* 1/2 Cup of Water
* One Pack of Quesadilla shredded cheese or ‘Mexican’ mix shredded
* One Pack of Flour Quesadilla Tortillas
* One Package/Cup of Sour Cream
Heat the frying pan to med/high, make it sizzle.
Put in the tablespoon of Olive Oil, make it sizzle.
Remove the Boca Chicken Patties from the wrapper & place into pan, make it sizzle - cook until crispy with a soft center.
Place patties onto paper towel to drain excess oil.
Move patties to chopping board and chop into mesh pattern which will result in small 1/2 inch cubes.
Wash the pan out & place vegetables into pan with 1/2 cup of water, let it simmer for 10 mins.
Add chopped patties to vegetable mix in pan.
Stir in 1/2 bottle of General Tso’s Spicy Glaze until it completely coats patties & vegetables, but be careful and don’t add too much (dont’ be greedy) !!!
Put the Tso mixture from pan into a plate.
Wash the pan again and grab a quesadilla, add 1/4 of Tso mixture & 1/4 cup of shredded cheese.
Cook on both sides until slightly golden brown.
Put into plate an serve with a dollop of sour cream.
** This tastes really good with a crisp light beer
Good Stuff
Original ‘meat’ Recipe was Given by a Friend from Fall in on top. The original version of the recipe used a box of fried chicken (Church’s Chicken) in place of the Boca Patties.
Giving up on This Catastrophy
Ok, I’ve tried over and over again to get somewhere that I want to be. It doesn’t matter who I’m around or what I’m doing.. I’m never happy. So, I’m giving up.
I’m giving up on all of my ‘friends’. I’m giving up on making things ‘work’. I’m giving up on trying to be ‘productive’. Everyone always lets me down. Its either they don’t realize what they’re doing or if I really care about them a lot I scare them away. The only thing that makes me feel ok inside is drinking until I can’t remember where I am at or how I got there.
I hate my job. Ive had 3+ failed attempts at a ‘relationship’. My friends all hide thigns from me or they think I’m ‘off’. I can’t focus. I have no inspiration. I’m always irritable. The only thing that makes me happy is drugs or other people’s pain, sometimes my own.
Once again, right now, I find nothing pragmatic is stimulating. I feel like a hollow shell.. again.
Once upon a time
Oh yeah I know, some of ‘you people’ are going to throw me to the wolves on this one possibly but hey, if thats the case then apparently you fall under the following categories and why are you here anyway?
A.) a little boy trapped in a big body, who is very insecure with his ‘manhood’
B.) an omish farmer who only knows folk tunes sang by the family
Oh yeah, must have been the blacklight tattoos again.
haha
So Madonna is on Tour, oh yes.
Um Hello Betty.
We’ve got the moves baby, we’ve got the motion lets get together and cause a commotion.
I’m definitely going to the one @ madison square or.. the one in Chitown.
Here is the tour / ticketmaster link
My Wonderful iPhone
I’ve spent years searching for the perfect cell phone. I’ve smashed, dunked and lost many predecessors in my search for the perfect cell phone.
And no… Apple isn’t paying me for this article.
I actually DO love my iPhone.
I’ve heard so many people bashing the iPhone but everyone who actually owns one (that I know), loves it. And I agree there are some less desirable attributes but that comes with ANY relationship. I’ve basically summed that up to their inability to conceive the idea of spending so much for a ‘cell phone’, their limited knowledge or their inability to utilize all of its wonderful features.
Why do I love my iPhone so much?
1. I can email anyone, anywhere at anytime using any email account I choose.
2. I can google anything anywhere.
3. I get to see my friends wonderful pictures when they call on a full screen.
4. I can customize any ring tone and add it to the contact, which does includes funeral march on my phone - you know who you are !
5. 3g apps Rock!
6. The touch screen is fabulous. Demo Here.
7. I can talk through the included headphones - no need to purchase additional Bluetooth
8. The tons and tons of endless aps & games I can install, wait I already said that.
9. Instant youtube access on demand.
10. I can use it to run the internet through to my laptop.
See for yourself:
Rape & Seduction
It has came to my attention as of late that some people are being misled and/or misunderstanding what the word ‘rape’ means.
A visit to the freshly ex-girlfriend’s house where then start kissing and make it back to her bed and hes laying down with a hard cock is not rape, seduction possibly but nothing close to RAPE.
If you’re led to believe that this was rape by the so-called ‘victim’ then apparently you are … brainwashed, stupid, in denial or possibly all of the above.
Taco Bell’s Fourth Meal
Fat Ass Marketing.
Ok. So I’m sick of seeing this stupid fucking Taco Bell slogan ‘Fourthmeal: The Meal Between Dinner & Breakfast’
Who in the hell eats 4 times a day? I mean come on, lets talk about targeting an audience here. They’re clearly targeting fat ass mother fuckers or blatantly trying to make everyone become fat ass mother fuckers.
What they’re really trying to say is - ‘hey you’re a fatass and we know it. So.. just admit it!’
My message to Taco Bell -
Not everyone is on fuckin’ 1st shift. So… for some ppl it could be a first meal. How about that you fucking taco bell tards???
‘The Perfect Life: In a Fourth Meal World’
The Bat Bomb
Bat bombs were tiny incendiary bombs attached to bats developed by the United States during World War II with the hope of attacking mainland Japan.
The plan was to release bomb-laden bats at night over Japanese industrial targets. The flying bats would disperse widely, then at dawn they would hide in buildings and shortly thereafter built-in timers would ignite the bombs, causing widespread fires and chaos.
The bat bomb idea was conceived by dental surgeon Lytle S. Adams, who submitted it to the White House in January, 1942, where it was subsequently approved by President Roosevelt. Adams was recruited to research and obtain a suitable supply of bats.
Go Here for More Info on Bat Bombs
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How to use Water as Fuel for your Car - Hydrogen HHO Car
Well we all dream of a ‘better world’. We’ve all seen Mad Max, Waterworld, 1984 and the likes.
Hey people - Viva la Revolution!
Here it is, yet another alternative energy source.
RUN YOUR CAR FROM WATER? IT can’t be you say? Nah. Well here IT is, they say. I don’t have the resource to test it.
You let me know how it works out if you do.
Forewarning: The following link is asking you to BUY the schematics on how to create this thing. I’m sure you can probably find this online for free somewhere if you dig deep enough.
Share Cable via the Internet - Slingbox
A Slingbox can redirect up to four live Audio/Video signals from a cable box, satellite receiver, PVR, or other Audio/Video source to the viewer’s PC located anywhere nearby, such as in home or office, or, when using a broadband Internet connection, anywhere in the world.
Don’t upgrade your CABLE, hell don’t even waste your time ordering it!
I will be able to use my existing setup (Computer connected to my 52″ TV).
I will purchase a ‘Sling Box’ and connect it to my Mom’s Cable Box(or anyone I trust not to tamper with the box) and Voila, I get the same Cable stations at my house that is 2 hours away.
The Slingbox utilizes Sling Media’s proprietary SlingPlayer to display audio and video on Microsoft Windows, Apple Macintosh running Mac OS X, and select mobile devices. SlingPlayer is not available for Linux, BSD or other open source systems. However the Windows version of SlingPlayer will run on open source systems via Wine. The latest SlingPlayer version for Windows is version 1.5 (technically 1.5.0.325). This version adds or improves support for specific audio/video devices.
